Massive New August Weigh-In: I can't stop growing!

Another month of out-of-control gluttony has hopefully led to major gains in my incredible journey to be the fattest blob ever! stepping on the scale, and even sitting on the scale, has become a huge challenge on my own as i am almost too fat to walk or keep my balance. what will the results say? am i going to need a bed scale from here on in? find out in this epic new milestone weigh-in.