I don't want romance. I want dick!

Those words were said by hard-bodied Chance Evans, a 50-year-old first-timer who doesn't want you to try her like a classy dame. Don't worry about opening the door for her unless it's the door to your bedroom. She wants you to treat her like a slut. Because she is a slut. And at her age, she isn't afraid to admit it. "Watch me fuck this guy, this young stud," Chance says during the pre-fuck interview. "I'll show him what an old lady does." What does Chance do? Well, she talks dirty while she sucks and fucks. Some examples: "Fuck my mouth with your cock." "Make me cum all over your hard dick." "Fuck my pussy. Put it in and fuck me." "Oh, baby, what a cock!" "I'm 50, I'm fabulous and I've just been fucked." She says that last thing while she's licking cum off her fingers. But you'll have to get to that first.